Things I'd never thought I'd have to say:

10. No, you cannot eat poop.

9. It isn't okay to dance in pee.

8. Get your fingers out of your butt.

7. Seriously, stop drinking bath water.

6. Sorry, but I will not let you get hit by a car.

5.  Please, stop eating all the fruit from the frig! (in my defense, I spend easily $100+ a week on fruit)

4. Don't eat bugs

3. Food from the floor is dirty, you cannot eat it.

2. "F&*^ You is not a gentle word."

1. Sorry your 'gina hurts. This is why I tell you to use toilet paper to wipe yourself.

Apparently, my kids are gross kids because most of these are related to eating/doing gross things!

~G